The Puppini Sisters – Christmas with The Puppini Sisters

Release Date 15/11/2010 (Verve)

By Chris Gilliver

 

Christmas With The Puppini SistersMusically, Christmas is horrible. Each year a massive corporate free-for-all where whatever hermaphrodite boy band/pop act is currently in vogue infects the airwaves with whatever shit excuse for a song they pull out their arses. And just when you think non-industry types have fought a successful campaign against Santa, as with Rage Against The Machine last year, it turns out we’re being scammed (read here). Not that anyone really cares, but each year I do hope that someone, anyone will release something that you’d actually like to find in your stocking. Only a few decent ones spring to mind: ‘Fairytale of New York’ is probably the best duet of all time (I can happily play this anytime of year); ‘Christmas’ by Low is miraculous, somehow managing to sound hymnal, melancholic and magisterial all at once; and ‘Last Christmas’ by Wham…sorry, but you know it’s good really.

It would be totally unfair to accuse The Puppini Sisters of cashing in because their sound, a quirky mix of ‘40s style close harmony and jazz, perfectly lends itself to the Christmas vibe. Close your eyes, and you could be back 65 years watching snow fall on New York – that is if this was not a covers album, and the songs were not more modern in origin. The problem is that the songs are covers, covers of dull songs about snow, Santa, presents, etcetera, etcetera – all nice stuff in real life, but too cloyingly sweet for music. Music is best when it has a sour edge.

‘Step Into Christmas’ is a gratingly chirpy opener, which makes me wish Christmas was more like the one in Futurama, where a robotic Santa goes round gunning down everyone he thinks is naughty: everyone! At least then Christmas tunes wouldn’t be like ‘Santa Baby’ and ‘Here Comes Sanata Claus’. Well they would, but they’d be more like this:

“Let my happy smile warm your hearts. There’s a toy lodged in my brain”

The swing version of ‘Last Christmas’ doesn’t work at all. It’s slow and boring, but at least it’s not annoying. ‘Let It Snow’ makes me wish there was a toy lodged in my brain. ‘White Christmas’ is a vastly superior version of the original, nauseating version sung by Bing Crosby. ‘All I Want For Christmas’ is really good until 45 seconds in when it goes Big Band, and it leaves you wishing for the brilliant Mariah Carey original. All I want for Christmas is not to hear this song ever again…awful. And on it goes.

The Puppini Sisters give an impressive performance, but it’s like any covers album: hit and miss. Except that, nearly all the originals are blood-curdlingly terrible. CWTPS proves that a Christmas album does not have to be corporate to be painfully bad, it just has to be Christmasy. Bah! Humbug! Happy Christmas everyone!

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One response

2 12 2010
citylifers

You say “something that you’d actually like to find in your stocking”.
How about the Puppini Sisters?

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